Think Twice Beofre You Say Something

There were these 4 guys, a Russian, a German, an American and a French, who found this small genie bottle.When they rubbed the bottle, a genie appeared.

Thankful that the 4 guys had released him out of the bottle, He said, "Next to you all are 4 swimming pools, I will give each of youa wish. When you run towards the pool and jump, you shout what you wantthe pool of water to become, then your wish will come true.

"The French wanted to start. He ran towards the pool, jumped and shouted"WINE".The pool immediately changed into a pool of wine. The Frenchman was sohappy swimming and drinking from the pool.

Next is the Russian's turn, he did the same and shouted, "VODKA" andimmersed himself into a pool of vodka.

The German was next and he jumped and shouted, "BEER". He was socontented with his beer pool.

The last is the American. He was running towards the pool when suddenlyhe steps on a banana peel. He slipped towards the pool and shouted,"S H I T!!!!!!!........."

*LESSON LEANRT - THINK TWICE BEFORE YOU SAY SOMETHING, BECAUSE SOMETIMESACCIDENTS DO HAPPEN.*